Shyftr Filter - Dwarf hamster

mike: ok2.. one last thing bang.. making fun of my sexuality wont change the size of your dwarf dick.. ;) @rizqyyy akakakakakak

I really want another hamster to remind me of childhood, why do they have to smell.

went to bio. went to therapy. missed the bus. came home. hamster died. decided i want a kitten. making pancakes now.

it smells like a hamster in my first hour!

I favorited a YouTube video -- Elvis introduces Rimmer to his batallion - Red Dwarf - BBC comedy http://youtu.be/0INpj__GCbI?a

This beluga is for shit and the dwarf it’s being served on isn’t properly waxed. I remember when this conference MEANT something. #TED

@srndur Also I'm scared to go to the humane society w/o @HawksGun... I'd prob come home w/a dog, cat, hamster, ferret, bunny, etc etc

by Jells

@hedgemint I suppose the hamster will now be arrested for murder. 2nd drownded husband, insurance, witnesses to violent row, blow to head xx

Red Dwarf: Back To Earth (Complete Mini Series) - The Director's Cut (2 Disc DVD) £6.48 @ Amazon http://bit.ly/dtgV1a

Just tested my Hamster network. Running at 638 Kbps. Have to wade through a foot of snow to clean off my satellite dish to get more speed

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