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Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Humor

5 Stupid Reasons Your Electricity Could Go Away Tomorrow

11 hours 38 minutes ago - Cracked
By Robert Evans,Fernando Ramirez Published: September 02nd, 2014  Let's be honest: Without electricity, most of us wouldn't want to continue living. The power lines crisscrossing this great nation fill our homes with refrigerated meats, video game consoles, and air conditioning. The electric grid might very well be

6 Bullshit Myths You Believe About the Human Body

11 hours 38 minutes ago - Cracked
By Xavier Emaka Published: September 02nd, 2014  The average person knows shockingly little about the human body, considering that they've spent their entire life living inside one. It's not their fault, though; bullshit "facts" about health, diet, sex, and everything else continue to swirl around

4 Ways Binge-Watching Will Ruin Television

11 hours 38 minutes ago - Cracked
By J. F. Sargent Published: September 02nd, 2014  I spent last Sunday binge-watching an entire season of Hemlock Grove, the Netflix original series about werewolves or some shit. I get a limited number of days on this Earth, and that's where one of them went. Mom and dad, if you're reading this (ple

4 Video Game Gimmicks Nobody Likes Anymore

11 hours 38 minutes ago - Cracked
By Carolyn Burke Published: September 02nd, 2014  A decade ago, sci-fi movies like The Island and Minority Report promised us a future where we didn't have to pick up controllers to play video games. Well, guess what: It's here! The future arrived! And it sucks! After the promising start of the Wii,

5 Things Everyone Gets Wrong About Government Spending

11 hours 38 minutes ago - Cracked
By Chris Bucholz Published: September 02nd, 2014  When you hear about government finances and spending in the news, it's easy to get lost. The terminology is strange and confusing, and every issue is so politically charged that half of the facts we hear are badly distorted, or outright lies. Additio

2 New Shirts for 'Star Wars' and 'Braveheart' Fans

15 hours 38 minutes ago - Cracked
By CRACKED Staff Published: September 02nd, 2014  We love movies. You might too. But it's worth mentioning that if you're just "meh" on the art of filmmaking, or if movies are an okay timepasser that you can take or leave, or if you saw half of Snowpiercer and got bored...well that's fine. You're al

Comic for September 2, 2014

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6 Insane (but Convincing) 'Game of Thrones' Fan Theories

Yesterday - Cracked
By William Kosh Published: September 01st, 2014  Fans of George R.R. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire series have had to wait a very, very long time in between each installment, because writing 1,000-page fantasy books is time-consuming and Martin could give two honey-glazed ham-shits about the fans

6 Tricks I Learned as a Faith Healer (for Scamming You)

Yesterday - Cracked
By Robert Evans,Anonymous Published: September 01st, 2014  For some of us, religion is a reason to get up in the morning -- a balm in hard times, an inspiration during bouts of temptation. For others, the only time we encounter it is during sex, football games, and/or award shows. Still others view religion

5 Cynical Marriage Tips Every Couple Needs to Learn

Yesterday - Cracked
By Kristi Harrison Published: September 01st, 2014  At age 20, I married my very first boyfriend after dating him for 14 months. Seventeen years, three kids, and zero separations later, we're still married and we still like each other, despite the fact that 20-year-olds are crappy judges of character,

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