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Monday, October 20, 2014


Lemme Freak (A History of Sexual Frustration)

Yesterday - Cracked
By Lil Dicky Published: October 19th, 2014  Watch More Lil Dicky Here!

The 5 Craziest Ways Awful Bosses Tried to Motivate People

Yesterday - Cracked
By Adam Page,Nathan Murphy Published: October 19th, 2014  According to the movies, being a leader consists of putting up with your team's ineptitude and shenanigans for 80 minutes, before giving a rousing speech at the end that motivates them to overcome all of their lovable flaws. Unfortunately, those spee

6 Ways My Life as a Drug Dealer Was Nothing Like Movies

Yesterday - Cracked
By Robert Evans,Anonymous Published: October 19th, 2014  Some drugs grow right out of the ground, because Mother Nature is one of those "cool moms" who would rather have you do it in a safe environment. But of course, that isn't enough for humanity. Over the last century and change, we've cooked up more su

What 32 Movie Characters Should Have Said

Yesterday - Cracked
By CRACKED Readers Published: October 19th, 2014  We've all walked away from a situation wishing we didn't make it awkward by saying that thing that made everyone uncomfortable and weary of us. Point is, surely movie characters have been in the same situation. Our readers went back and retconned our

6 Obscure New Movies More People Should Be Excited About

Yesterday - Cracked
By David Christopher Bell Published: October 19th, 2014  Any casual Cracked reader knows that we spend an unnatural, almost obsessive amount of webspace telling you about the neverending hell-cycle of garbage that is the imploding studio system. But on the cheery side, independent and direct-to-VOD films l

4 Pop Culture Icons Who Were Originally Meant to Be Women

Yesterday - Cracked
By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz Published: October 19th, 2014  No matter how many times you point out that Batman doesn't have manboobs, or that Jason Bourne never wank-stalked his ex-girlfriend on Facebook, some people will always dismiss stories with ass-kicking female protagonists because they "just can't ide

Comic for October 19, 2014

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5 Things I Learned Selling My Used Panties on the Internet

2 days ago - Cracked
By Robert Evans,Anonymous Published: October 18th, 2014  Nestled in a cozy grey area between "pornography" and "prostitution" is one of the Internet's strangest cottage industries: selling dirty underpants online. It's the new media answer to a fetish that's existed since the invention of panties -- some m

5 Harsh Realities of Life as a Video Game Tournament Winner

2 days ago - Cracked
By Daniel Dockery Published: October 18th, 2014  Let me get this out of the way: I'm bad at every video game except one. And the only reason I'm good at that one is because for four years in college, before my roommates and I stumbled over to whatever crowded house party that was being thrown withi

5 Confessions of a Female 'Nice Guy'

2 days ago - Cracked
By Christina H Published: October 18th, 2014  I don't know if you have heard the term "Nice Guy." Ironically, it does not actually refer to any nice guy. It refers to a sort of Internet phenomenon of a guy who complains about how girls won't date him and prefer jerks, and therefore all women are

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